tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

gillehpanic replied to your post: gillehpanic replied to your post: Oh god.  Little…

I’ve had to sit and listen to The Smiths. I just had to. Now I had to go another band on when I should be going to bed. Little Numbers made a bad evening good.

Guh, I couldn’t even listen because my sister in law is sleeping on the couch next to me.

Maybe it was a good thing I couldn’t because I’d probably be even more emotional.

ander-son:

finnickerr:

Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence

I am eight but I will soon benign

gillehpanic replied to your post: Oh god.  Little Numbers updated and I actually…

I can’t even speak. IT WAS THAT GOOD. I say no more.

I can’t- 

I just can’t 

Little Numbers.

I’m cry. 

Oh god. 

Little Numbers updated and I actually have a small space of time to read on the computer.

I am not prepared. 

Hold me. 　

Me and the hubby are sitting here quoting Austin Powers and we’re both giggling like idiots.

I’m probably gonna miss the Little Numbers update. 

I mean, I can read on my phone, but I would have to poker face so the in-laws don’t think I’m crazy. 

But all I would want to do is flail and scream and hug the screen.

Sigh. 

blackhawklove replied to your post: Soaking up the internet while I still can. …

good luuuuuck

Thanks pal <3 

Soaking up the internet while I still can.

T-minus 2 hours until the in-laws get here.